Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
Take off your shoes and leave your sanity at the door.
Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?
this scares me a little
secrets, lust, past.. ye p much
naked, risk, kiss, passion, kick
Favorite off-screen friendships/relationships [ 21 / ? ]: Matthew Gray Gubler and Shemar Moore (Spencer Reid and Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds)
|Teacher:||Reading a book is better than sex.|
|Teacher:||It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!|
|Girl pipes up:||Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!|
|[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]|
have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
”King Richard II”, Act 2 scene 1
an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”
The artist now has food